Stick your pin in the new Wheathead map!

From WWR

HOW THE FIGHT STARTED . . .

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

And I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started.

Dog

Weird looking Dog you've got there, Mr. Squirrel. -- 10:36 22 Dec 06 BLT

copied this from a post by terri:

"I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, ! parti cularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door."

Wassup?

Hello Squirrel wave --Bis 1439 BLT 3/14/07

Things 12-Stringer would love to say at work

Things You'd Love to Say at Work

1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

2. How about never? Is never good for you?

3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

5. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

6. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

7. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

8. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

9. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

10. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

12. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

13. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

14. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

16. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

17. And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be...?

18. Do I look like a people person?

19. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

20. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

21. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

22. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

23. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

24. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

25. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

26. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

27. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

28. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

29. If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

30. If ignorance is bliss, you must be a really happy person. link title

Happy Birthday

I wish you very sincere and happy birthday wishes. I am wondering if a birthday cake or birthday nut is in order for the day? ;-)

Jac 04:50, August 9, 2007 (AKDT)

Esther Will Play Starting at 8PM

Hi Rocky ... thanks for asking. The party starts at 7PM and Esther will play at 8PM. Although we try to stick as close to those times as possible, there's usually a little slack. I expect other people may also be playing throughout the night - but not sure. Esther said she'll play for 1 to 1 1/2 hours and have some other folks from town playing with her on a few tunes. Hope to see you! Jim 23:02, August 26, 2007 (AKDT)

Thank you!

Thanks for the birthday song. :) eclectic librarian 15:21, September 14, 2007 (AKDT)

terri's

SOUTHERN STYLE CORN FRITTERS

   * 6 ears freshly shucked corn
   * 4 eggs
   * 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
   * 1/2 teaspoon salt
   * 2 cups vegetable oil for frying 

Cooking Instructions: Remove all silk from corn and cut raw corn from the cob over a large bowl. Scrape the juice from the cobs into the bowl as well. Discard cobs. Stir in the eggs, flour and salt to form a batter the consistency of thin pancake batter.

Heat oil in an electric skillet to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). If using a large skillet on the stove, preheat oil to medium high heat. There should be enough oil in the pan to cover the fritter. Use a large serving spoon to make 4 pancake sized fritters at the same time. Fry for about 5 minutes on each side or until golden brown. Drain on paper towels and serve warm. Makes about 10 fritters.

Thank you, Rocky, for your birthday wishes today. colon colon smile ReWoven (talk) 19:37, March 20, 2008 (AKDT)

Watchlist

Hi Jim, If It's not too much trouble, please restore my watchlist.

Thanks! Rocky (talk/contribs) 11:55, June 25, 2008 (AKDT)

I have been using the watchlist to remind me of favorites, if that's not ok go ahead and delete it. I did clean off most that are no longer in the library. I tuned off email notices some time ago. Thanks for all your hard work at WWR, I do enjoy tuning in at work, it's a nice distraction and the sound quality is much better than I have heard on other webcasts.

Thanks again! Rocky (talk/contribs)

No problem - as long as you're using it. Some people have been adding a special tag like [ [Category:Rocky's Favorite] ] (no spaces) to pages they want to follow (Category:Cub Driver Favorites) which has the added advantage (or disadvantage depending on your viewpoint) of making your "Best Of" list public. Jim (talk/contribs) 00:27, June 28, 2008 (AKDT)