User:Toad/ArchiveDisc02
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What You've Accomplished
I have to hand it to you, Sparky. The amount of work you've done here, and what you've accomplished, is amazing. Obviously, a wiki is a group endeavor, but you have really made your mark on this website (and all for the better). Cudos to you! --Toad 18:57, 24 March 2006 (AKST)
349 Many thanks, Toad. It's been a blast. Working with fun and smart people, and pulling together my many spheres of experience... Well, it's just been incredible. A girl couldn't ask for anything better. Sparkit 06:24, 25 March 2006 (AKST)
Workspace
Your desk is entirely too neat, Annette. If you need some clutter, just let me know. I have plenty on hand that I can FedEx to you at the drop of a hat. --Toad 18:45, 26 March 2006 (AKST)
- You realize I cleaned it up before taking that shot?
bigblink Besides, I learned long ago that if you leave paperwork out on the desk overnight, it breeds! Swear to god. If you put it in drawers or boxes or notebooks, it doesn't though.
- I'll pass on the clutter offer. I really do have plenty already. --Sparkit 19:30, 26 March 2006 (AKST)
Dear Mr. Toad,
We are reconsidering your offer of additional clutter, since we have found an uncluttered corner at our location. Please advise as to the availability of the offered clutter.
Regards,
Your top stories
Dood! Man, your Top Stories section is killin' me! I'm losing thousands of blog visitors on a daily basis. Most of them tell me that your 'Top Story' is pretty much all they need in order to reduce their corporate productivity. Can we work out some sort of deal? Please?!? I'll pay you money, and you'll stop doing your 'Top Story'. If you need an excuse, just say that you died or something. If that's too cruel, just say your arms fell off and you can't type any more. Have your girl call my girl and we'll work something out. Looking forward to doing business. I remain... --J-Walk 17:35, 28 March 2006 (AKST)
- Ha! I've got you right where I want you! While you're busy working on Excel books, I'm taking over the blog world! Oh, wait. I'm not taking over the blog world, and I suspect you've been slacking off on the Excel front, too. Maybe Microsoft will move the the ship date back to 2008, and you won't have to worry about Excel 12 for the rest of the year. That'll give you plenty of time to do the things you were born to do: learn how to use a cell phone calculator, and design wiki templates for Kloss. Yours in bacon, --Toad 17:51, 28 March 2006 (AKST)
- Did someone say bacon? Jimbob 04:32, 29 March 2006 (AKST)
Jebus on ice
So next you'll be finding evidence that the miraculous 40 loaves of bread were really delivered by a local coffeeshop? Pffffft.
Serious Problem With Your Blog
Dear Toad,
I very much enjoy your Cheap Imitation Of A Blog. I visit it several times each day, and I've told all of my friends about it. Today, I was trying to re-live some old memories, and I clicked on the "Trolling For Dollars" link found in your handy Previous Top Stories sub-section. Imagine my surprise when I got an error page! Surely I'm doing something wrong. Do I need to re-install AOL? Or should I get a new computer? HELP!!!!!!!
Sincerely, Myrtle M.
- Thanks for pointing that out to me, Myrtle. You just proved that you're not all looks. I archived the stories at User:Toad/Archive. You can find the Trolling For Dollars story there, at least for a little while. Archiving will mean that I have more space on my main page for stories that people really enjoy, like stories about clawhammer banjo. PS: The check is in the mail. --Toad 18:23, April 6, 2006 (AKDT)
Dear Toad...it's WAY better than J-Walk's blog! Where is the clawhammer stuff? --Bisbonian 20:50, April 13, 2006 (AKDT)
Telemarketing
Look buddy, I'm tired of telling your corporation to stop soliciting me for my address. I'm tired of receiving your marketing materials in my mailbox on a daily basis. I've sent your marketing department my address, so please be on the lookout so that you can remove me from your list. -- Sol 12:36, April 21, 2006 (AKDT)
I got the CD in the mail today and enjoyed going through the pictures. It made me wish that I were up there again instead of going to sit in an office every day... minus the cold weather... and the mosquitoes.
Please tell the Mrs I said "Ribbit." I'll return the favor one of these days. Can you read a data DVD if I send one? -- Sol 19:23, April 29, 2006 (AKDT)
Copycat!!
- Well, it's just too fun a page, NOT to keep it in sync. Speaking of that, have you seen 3 Blind Moose? Can you fill in any more for them? --Bisbonian 14:37, April 27, 2006 (AKDT)
Cheektowaga
Hi Toad. I don't know if you caught my last post. I'm from Marilla, near East Aurora. I went to high school at Iroquois in Ema. Are you from that area? Cub Driver 21:53, May 7, 2006 (AKDT)
- Sorry 'bout that Cub. The doorbell rang and I didn't get back to the chat. I grew up in Erie, PA, which is not too far away. Erie is actually in Erie County, PA, and the high school I went to was Iroquois High in Lawrence Park / Wesleyville, just outside of Erie. I spent my summers in Chautauqua NY, and I remember realizing that "my" Iroquois HS wan't the only one. Our colors were black and gold, by the way. Small world, eh? --Toad 08:08, May 8, 2006 (AKDT)
Songs written about Toad that he collects royalties on
| Song | Album | Artist | Tags | Time | Last played | Overall Rank | Your rank | Request |
| Terry The Top Hat Toad | Musical Poetry Volume 2 | Phil Ball | Tags: | 0:55 | Oct 1st, 2007 |  (1 votes) |
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| Toad | Kitchen Radio | Peter Mulvey | Tags: Rock / Fast | 3:31 | Aug 21st, 2008 |  (8 votes) |
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| Toad Surveys | Sounds Wild Volume 14 | Riley Woodford | Tags: Spoken word | 1:39 | Jun 2nd, 2007 |  (0 votes) |
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| Toad's Lament | Tease For Two | Norbury And Finch | Tags: | 3:48 | Dec 18th, 2005 |  (1 votes) |
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| Toadstool Hornpipe | Great Apes Of Vermont | Natural History | Tags: Protest / Bongos / Weird / Freedom / Consumerism / War / Civil rights / Police / Solo vocalist / Acoustic / Band | 1:47 | Apr 20th, 2008 | (5 votes) |
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Alliteration
Crook Craves Crack Confection ... oh my gawd ... it's spreading!
Copyright Infringement
Sorry we missed you on-air tonight. You musta still been out drinkin' when we got back from the Palace and tossed back a few on-air ourselves. Say la vee.
But I divest. I saw this photo on Mr. Walkenbach's blog today. The odd thing was, when I clicked on that photo (hoping it would enlarge to unlimited proportions so I could see what that white cigarette-like thing is next to the "Copenhagen") I ended up at some Imageshack page which has this image on it:
I don't think I need remind you that copyright infringement is only defensible when you issue an official Cease-And-Detest order to the perpetrator. Just between us professionals, this is clearly an open and shut pro bono case. I mean, what in the world does an amphibian have to do with an Imageshack? That would be akin to Radioshack using a piece of bacon as their logo (which would undoubtedly result in a multi-million dollar lawsuit from our friends at the Pork Council) ... and well, well ... um, I'm just so hopping mad about this whole thing I can hardly see straight!
Thank you for your prompt action. When they settle please let us know ASAP as I think 'Imageshack' sounds pretty damn close to 'Wheathole' and we're starting to get large bills for all the renovations with no forseeable source of funding.
J. Kloss - Esq.
- I'll be filing suit against Walkenbach, Rance, and ImageShack. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. You're a fine American, and will participate in the potentially lucrative settlement. --Toad 06:20, July 2, 2006 (AKDT)
