Songs:Skullcrusher Mountain (84680)

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Trivia, story behind the song, etc.

Lyrics

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart, calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
But it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here

You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet

Listener comments about Skullcrusher Mountain (84680)

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Skullcrusher Mountain by Jonathan Coulton SONG
on the album Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow Buy Jonathan Coulton at CD-Baby Any album (including Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow)	Request this song: Skullcrusher Mountain (Only logged in and authenticated users can make requests.) Overall rating: (12 votes) Your rating: You have to login to give your opinion about songs. Length: 4:16 Times played: 15 People hearing: 440 Times requested: 8 First played: Jan 15th, 2005 Last played: Jun 3rd, 2008 Previously played: May 28th, 2008 Song ID#: 84680	Listener rankings & comments: None 5 stars=RickHap ♦ Kazookid ♦ Toddtyrtle 4 stars=Flying Trout ♦ Scobey 3 stars=Kelli ♦ 65strat ♦ CooleyBufo ♦ Cater ♦ countrydave ♦ Feklhr ♦ Mert