Songs:Leave Room For The Holy Ghost (71379)
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A true, rockin' story about a prom at a Catholic convent school. Some of the names have been changed to protect the guilty. Some haven't...and you know who you are! [1]
There is a related story on her website.
Lyrics
©1983 Music by Marie-Lynn Hammond and Aaron Davis Lyrics by Marie-Lynn Hammond I am a student at Our Lady of Misery Catholic all-girls school once a year only the sister let us have a dance so I prayed real hard for a date to St. Jude of the desperate cause and when Walter Pinkowski asked me out I accepted despite his flaws (he has pimples and wears glasses...) Sister Estella rang her little brass bell she said girls you know the dance is soon so those who are going now would you mind showing after chapel in the common room well a bunch of us stayed, I mean we always obeyed, and besides there was no way to prepare for the strange revelations that Sister shared with us there she said you’re temples of the Lord, handmaidens of Our Lady and vessels of Holy pride so no strapless gowns girls, and no wrap-arounds they’ll either fall down or blow open wide and you must never choose black patent leather shoes for as every filthy boy knows by looking down there he’ll see your underwear reflected in your shiny toes chorus: well the devil can’t stand a good Catholic girl that’s the kind he likes to tempt the most so remember when you’re dancing close girls – leave room for the Holy Ghost! well we got the gym, we hoped the lights would be dim but for once they didn’t want to save power so the lights stayed on full while the nuns used their pull to make the band play only one waltz per hour when they finally slowed down Walter’s arm snuck around and he tried to pull me close I said Walter don’t you do it, hey Walter you blew it – you’re squashing the Holy Ghost chorus and girls if in a crowded situation you should ever have to sit on your boyfriend’s knees remember to insert between the two of you a telephone book please – for insulation now now Anna Calarco and Frankie Demarco were dancing cheek to cheek Sister Estella rang her little brass bell and let out a terrible shriek Anna turned red and in shame hung her head but later she was heard to boast that though Frank wasn’t God he had a much better body than the — Holy Ghost chorus (2)
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