Songs:Four Legs Good. Two Legs Bad. (79252)
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(Christine Kane) Jenny found Mariah back in 1999 When she was living in a town called Bend The dog was in a dumpster and she went and got it neutered And Mariah's had it made since then Then a little while later at a truck stop in Decatur She saved a skinny cat she calls Clyde And then she found another and another and another If you add it all together there's five Oh to be a dog or cat Who's living in a house like that Where sofas become scratching pads Four legs good two legs bad Jenny met Bob a man not a dog And her mother had a moment of peace Jenny thought he was her soul mate and a year after their first date He moved in and started sharing her lease There was so much to get used to like the dog hair in his tofu And tripping over all the cat toys And each time they eliminated each one was congratulated In a squeaky high-pitched voice Obviously Bob is of the opinion That something must be Different if they live together Four legs good two legs better Bob had been there half a year when all the things he'd found endearing Were beginning to get on his last nerve Making love at dawn with all the vermin looking on Made him think he would give up boycotting fur So when Jenny brought a kitten home She'd found outside a nursing home it finally reached the very last straw At the risk that she would hate him he gave her his ultimatum It was high time that he laid down the law He said choose You must choose Between paws and this relationship And please, it's dog-doo Not a cause for celebration If those beasts of yours are not gone before I go out and then I come back again You can be assured I will slam the door It is them or me it is me or them Cut to noon the next day she was waving from the driveway As his pickup disappeared in the dust It was a good thing while it lasted too bad he became a bastard He was lucky to be living with us So she took the brand new kitten and they went into the kitchen And she made herself some corn-on-the-cob The dogs and cats all showed and she took everybody's vote And they decided they would name the kitten Bob Once again the dogs and cats have taken their dominion back Sofas should be scratching pads Four legs good Two legs bad
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 | Animals 99 items |
 | Pets 58 items |
 | Dogs 58 items |
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 | Acoustic Guitar 7,649 items |
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Categories: Country pop | Funny | Cats | Animals | Pets | Dogs | Vocal harmonies | Acoustic guitar
