Songs:Cow Tipping, Pt. 2 (134564)
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Well, we didn't tip a cow We tipped a bull When I realized that You can bet I ran Full steam right towards my trucks Passenger door I was really movin' Not just boot scootin' He was snortin'and droolin' And sure as shootin' Catchin up to me. I only got two legs He's got four! I juked left Then I cut right I couldn't lose him Try as I might While dodging groundhog holes And piles of manure Then my foot slipped On said cow pie His horns caught me And pitched me to the sky What goes up must come down Spoken words were never truer We was out cow tippin' Cow pie flippin' Night stalkin' Bovine balkin' Nocturnal nuisance Bison abuses A shove or two A thud, a moo We was out cow tippin' Cow pie flippin' Night stalkin' Bovine balkin' Nocturnal nuisance Bison abuses A shove or two A thud, a moo. I was airborn for what Seemed like a minute and a half If my butt didn't hurt I woulda' had to laugh At what a dumb idea to tip a cow While out on a bender But stupid is As stupid does And stupid goes Straight to the bone Cuz' we tried to tip a cow Of the wrong gender We was out cow tippin' Cow pie flippin' Night stalkin' Bovine balkin' Nocturnal nuisance Bison abuses A shove or two A thud, a moo. Get a little liquor And naughty boys are us We can't be raucous Loud and boisterous Pick a pasture With cows in cloisterous But don't pick the cow With the Rocky Mountain Oysterous.
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