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What are they saying?


Your Caption?

  • "Wanna lick?" Esther (talk) 10:52, March 22, 2008 (AKDT)
  • "Dick Cheney shot me right here too!" --Rubenerd (talk) 12:12, March 23, 2008 (AKDT)
  • My surgeon told me I had two options...remove the finger at the first joint, or remove the end of the nose. Now I'm trying to weigh those options and decide which one I would rather do without! Atuuschaaw (talk) 15:23, March 23, 2008 (AKDT)
  • Got any superglue solvent?Rocky (talk)
  • "I know this looks dumb, but the doctor told me if I don't do this my brains will fall out." Cub Driver 17:38, March 24, 2008 (AKDT)
  • "Pepsi-Cola? You mean Coke? Nope, although I did get some root beer up my nose once, but that was a accident!" (with apologies/thanks to Hudson & Landry) --12-stringer 10:40, March 25, 2008 (AKDT)
  • You can pick your friends; and you can pick your nose; but you can't pick your friend's nose! Peterdale
  • Do you pick your nose this way, or the other way? Anagram (talk) 18:38, March 26, 2008 (AKDT)
  • Yeah Jim these coffee cups make great netty pots user:Mainer
  • While Esther was away on her East Coast Tour, Jim actually fondled this very nose!! Jac (talk)
  • Hey, Jim, how do you like my Brian Williams imitation? -terri

This is a Test

Image:Jimfoo.jpg


Your Caption?

  • I have you in my power,,,work wiki or else!! Reed
  • How many fingers do you see? Jac
  • Hoonah brags about his 70 Level Mage and Warlock in World of Warcraft he hasn't met 1000 level Jimbob yet! Hoonah
  • They used to call me fingers in the old days at the big house User:Mainer
  • Wand? Who needs a stinking wand... Harry Potter move over. Tundradog
  • Well this is how I spell bugs see, so deal with it ! Hideous harpy
  • Why did I ever become a Proctologist???? Redsy
  • Yes, of course I know how to play air-keyboard! Why do you ask? 12-stringer
  • Damn, this frostbite sucks! terri

Hillary Pep Talk

Thanks to Atu for the pix and BlueRidge for the suggestion.

Image:HilliaryPeptalk.jpg

Your Caption?

  • Is her husband really my Daddy? Jac
  • I saw him dance, I think they lied Cindy
  • Momma says its easy to tell when she is lying, when her lips are moving! Hoonah 06:50, January 23, 2008 (AKST)
  • "I'm pissed at the Jac dude who wants to exploit my questionable facial expression into some kinda of anti-Hillary joke." Dog
  • "Dontch you be touchin me there!" Stickbender
  • " When he said he wanted to focus did he mean bothus?" user:Mainer
  • I wish she would stop trying to put her hand up my butt. I'm no dummy. -- Sol® 16:48, January 25, 2008 (AKST)
  • What you talkin'bout, Hillary? --terri (talk) 14:09, April 10, 2008 (AKDT)

Jim in the ...

Image:OutHouseJim.jpg

Your Caption?

  • "King Me! Nothing beats solitaire checkers in the throne room!" Jac
  • This new iPoop machine is absolutely incredible! And the TP add on is priceless! Atuuschaaw 06:42, January 21, 2008 (AKST)
  • Hey! Vista does work better in it's natural environment! Noneyet
  • oops, forgot to drop my pants again! Rocky
  • "what's that smell? Damn laptops" 'hits the side of the monitor' Cindy 11:07, January 21, 2008 (AKST)
  • "Let's see, 12 feet to the pool, with an estimated weight of 18.2 grams, that ought reach 0.028 terminal velocity in a 600 millisecond free fall creating enough audio on impact for the new microphone to easily produce a 12db modulated signal to the mixer, YES! This is going to work...."
  • Outhouse, $200 dollars - New Vista Laptop $600 dollars - Dropping it between the legs when the moose rams the structure, priceless.
  • "Look Beta, I just saved .92 cents by switching to 1 ply!" Stickbender
  • "The things you have to do to get a good connection around here!!" Pyrite
  • "This new USB seat warmer is awesome!" BlueRidge
  • "Dear listeners... Although I am a subprime lending victim, that won't stop me. The music will continue from the Mini Wheat Palace." --J-Walk 16:58, January 22, 2008 (AKST)
  • "Gives the occurrence of "memory dump" all new meaning in here" Hoonah 06:50, January 23, 2008 (AKST)
  • "Damn ... Computer froze!" Hershey

Jim In The Old Days #2

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Your Caption?

  • dad nab it I sewed my finger to the cloth agin!!Reed
  • I am whistling dixie with out a speech balloon
  • Lesson learned: Never buy a wheat palace that doesn't come with curtains. --J-Walk 13:20, January 11, 2008 (AKST)
  • This material should make a nice outfit to go with this hat. Pyrite
  • "...so, finally, if I AND the leading bit with the trailing bit of the last OR then viola - Web 2.0 in about 2007!" Jimbob 10:55, January 12, 2008 (AKST)
  • By Gum I will show those sweatshops in China how this is done! Undercut them to Walmart I will He He Hoonah 15:00, January 14, 2008 (AKST)
  • Ya Ya vee did dis een zee old country. I make play clothes out of curtains just like my old governess Maria Von Trapp did. It's one of my favorite things! Julie 18:31, January 14, 2008 (AKST)
  • C'mon Beta! You can run faster than that on the treadle. We got a lotta curtains to sew. Peterdale
  • Esther's really gonna love this new poofy coat. Rocky
  • "I feel just like Scarlett! Making a new frock from the curtains. Now don't forget to remove the curtain rod" Cindy 11:49, January 16, 2008 (AKST)
  • Hah! RickHap will be sooooo envious of my new stylin' knickerdungarees, he'll just have to fly back up and help me finish building the golf course!! 12-stringer
  • I am NOT gay! God I HATE IT when they talk about me behind my chat! Fine-line 15:13, January 18, 2008 (AKST)
  • Half Wit Radio...treadle powered.
  • Yeah, this gingham will make a great flag for our commune! People won't be able to stay away and our numbers will pass Korten's little group by a mile! Our family will be called the Great Gingham Guild. Atuuschaaw 17:09, January 19, 2008 (AKST)
  • Muhaha, once I inflate this with my gas, and it flies, everyone will bow to me! Stickbender 12:14, January 21, 2008 (AKST)
  • This'd been so much easier if 'n I hadn't had all them beans last nite... Poophead 09:37 January 21, 2008 (EST)

Bundled Up

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Your Caption?

  • The oval pin on Jim's coat says "HI! My name is.....Jim!" Cindy 16:57, January 6, 2008 (AKST)
  • "One more layer Jim and I promise you'll be warm!"--User:Reed
  • "I've always had a soft spot for men who patch their parkas with duct tape." --J-Walk 15:40, January 6, 2008 (AKST)
  • "My finger is duct taped to his coat" Cindy 16:55, January 6, 2008 (AKST)
  • The reason we have no offspring is? Jac
  • We use to 'tar and feather', now its duct tape and feathers. Jac
  • I really hope Jim was serious when he said he loves a woman with big snowflakes on a red left arm." --J-Walk 17:20, January 6, 2008 (AKST)
  • Esther considers...."If I let go of Jim's shorts with my right hand, will he remain standing?" Cindy
  • (Jim is thinking:) "If that damn dog eats the camera I swear I'll eat him..." Jimbob 10:07, January 7, 2008 (AKST)
  • (Esther is thinking:) "If that damn man eats the dog I swear I will stick a pin in him and let all the air out..." Jimbob 10:07, January 7, 2008 (AKST)
  • "I just love it when Jim springs for Olan Mills!" 12-stringer ~hooting in Wasilla. good one 12!!!~
  • "Let me repeat!!! The joke's on Jimbob! Sayonara cold and snow! Konnichiwa warmth and sunshine!" KimchiFox 19:58, January 8, 2008 (AKST)
  • "In our original painting he had a pitch fork and we stood in from of a barn. The times they are a changn'" Hoonah 11:23, January 9, 2008 (AKST)
  • "...and this here's Jim's appendix scar." Fine-line 15:17, January 18, 2008 (AKST)
  • You were right! These over stuffed, down filled clothes work great as birth control devices! Atuuschaaw 16:59, January 19, 2008 (AKST)
  • Jim, the stove is working now, I promise. I sealed all the windows, brought in the wood. Shoveled the path, checked the anti-freeze in the Ford. And the oven is not that hot! You're cookies are fine. It's ok. really.. Can we take these off now? Stickbender 12:14, January 21, 2008 (AKST)
  • I just felt it kick...Who'da thunk it?... Poophead 09:44, January 21, 2008 (EST)
  • "he could rant the pants off a nun!" (Seaweed chat quote)

Esther With Animal Parts

Image:Estherwithanimalparts.jpg


Your Caption?

  • "Just one more piece and Frank will become alive,ALIVE,ALIVE,whoooohhaaaaahaaa." User:Reed
  • "Surely there's gotta be something in here that Jimbob will eat." --J-Walk 10:51, December 31, 2007 (AKST)
  • "Once Beta started getting more attention than me on Whole Wheat Radio, I knew something had to change...." Jimbob 12:22, December 31, 2007 (AKST)
  • "It's not always glamorous being a struggling artist" Jac 12:50, December 31, 2007 (AKST)
  • "I always wondered where a lot of the more colorful WWR male listeners live" Hoonah 13:16, December 31, 2007 (AKST)
  • "I just KNOW there is something I can recycle in here" Cindy 13:35, December 31, 2007 (AKST)
  • "Animal parts? This is the Recycling bin!" Cindy 13:36, December 31, 2007 (AKST)
  • "That's odd... Why is there a copy of Unfinished Houses in here?" --J-Walk 15:03, December 31, 2007 (AKST)
  • "Jimbob? Is that you hiding under the moose spleen?" --J-Walk 15:48, December 31, 2007 (AKST)
  • "I wonder if there are enough parts to make a new pet" Cindy's MrMoneyMaker
  • "Hmmm, what should I pull out for dinner? Eh ... doesn't matter, parts is parts." Anagram
  • "I think I can fit Jim in whole, but I'm gonna need a lid to hold him in." --Peterdale
  • "Hey! Anybody down in there see my right hand?" --12-stringer
  • "Something smells fishy here. Beta, are you in there?" -- Mistermaps529
  • "Beta! Pull yourself together!"-- LuAnna 18:52, January 3, 2008 (AKST)
  • "Jim! Pull yourself together!" --RandyB 06:28, January 4, 2008 (AKST)
  • "I _KNEW_ I should've paid more attention in zoology class." -- Beukeboom 15:54, January 6, 2008 (EST)
  • "Damn it Jim! I don't see a computer mouse in there!" KimchiFox 19:43, January 8, 2008 (AKST)
  • Jim, tell me again...what was in that recipe for traditional native pemmican? Atuuschaaw 16:55, January 19, 2008 (AKST)
  • "Jim's got the sign on the wrong barrel again...These are version 2 parts..." Poophead 09:47, January 21, 2008 (EST)
  • "Jim!! Why are there wires attached to this animal part? And why is this laptop here?"

Stickbender 15:19, Januaray 25, 2008 (AKST)

Jim In The Old Days

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Your Caption?

  • And the Lord said, "take eat this in rememberance of me" Reed
  • I can't believe Jim Kloss is like six feet away, and I'm acting so cool and nonchalant. --J-Walk 18:02, December 26, 2007 (AKST)
  • Is that a silicone implant Jimbob's about to eat? I wonder what happened to the rest of her! Kimchifox 20:11, December 26, 2007 (AKST)
  • "When he made love with like both of us and he called her Wheat and me Whole, like oh, yeah, it was soooo groovy cool..." ---Hippy Flower Wood Child, 1973 (Jimbob)
  • Don't you wish every one used Dial (Jac)
  • How long is that hippie gonna take to roll that joint? Peterdale
  • "I am soooooo jealous of that tree stump ..." 12-stringer
  • "He's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole wide world..." --BlueRidge 02:01, December 28, 2007 (AKST)
  • "Is Jim trying to turn water into wine again?" Big Tom 02:16, December 28, 2007 (AKST)
  • When he turns around, I can see his butt crack (Pyrite)
  • I will go re-assign the mushroom picking chore, you go call the squad. (hideous harpy)
  • And so- You say all i have to do is ..Blow into this Magic Tickle light an she will feel IT ?Miles an Decades away she'll FEEL IT? ( MsDivvie )
  • I wonder if he's gonna try to snort ALL of that? (aex)
  • Janey said, "Ya know, Blanche, I was all hot and heavy for Jim till I saw he had a tan line" Cindy 22:25, December 29, 2007 (AKST)
  • BUBBLING CRUDE!!! (NITRO)
  • "No Silly! It's shaving cream! You were not supposed to wakeup before we dropped the feather down your pants!" Stickbender
  • Did he just say he heard a Who?Rocky
  • When did they add "smells like" to charades? Cindy's MrMoneyMaker
  • "If he asks if I wanna see that toejam in his hands I am SO outta here!" -- Beukeboom 16:02, January 6, 2008 (EST)
  • "Remember me? Squeeky Fromme? I'm out now, and I've met my new master . . . Jimbob!" KimchiFox 19:56, January 8, 2008 (AKST)
  • May the force be with you!
  • Oh screw this...this tampon tinder is too damp! We have matches don't we? Atuuschaaw 16:53, January 19, 2008 (AKST)
  • "If he shows us his butt crack one more time..." Poophead 09:52, January 21, 2008 (EST)
  • "I thought Eden Ahbez was dead!" --terri (talk) 12:25, April 23, 2008 (AKDT)

Esther

It is, of course with love, that we honor Jimbob's better half (and not to mention his dog too). But it has to be done!

Image:CaptionContestEsther.JPG

Your Caption?

  • I'm all fuzzy inside Jac 01:09, December 23, 2007 (AKST)
  • "I am so happy now that I have 5 of the top-10 Google hits for Unfinished Houses. But I wish those contractors would stop calling..." J-Walk
  • I'm all like stoned out now man like a folk star man..... Jimbob
  • That J-Walk is sooooo dreamy! Debry
  • "I've just farted!" Big Tom 11:26, December 24, 2007 (AKST)
  • "The joke's on Jimbob! I'm really running off to the Cayman Islands next month with my new love! Sayonara cold and snow! Konnichiwa warmth and sunshine!" Kimchifox
  • Why is this woman smiling? Because she no longer works at Whole Wheat Radio! Jimbob
  • "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." FlyingTrout
  • "Yeah, that's freakin' hilarious, Jim - now, what did you do with my pants?" 12-stringer
  • Ahhh! Someone one found my magic tickle light again. Almost as good as that razer !! ( MsDivvie)
  • What was that tea you made, Jim? (aex)




Beta

Image:CaptionContestBeta.jpg

Your Caption?

  • Look at the doggie in plate Jac 15:33, December 20, 2007 (AKST)
  • Yep, Dawn does get all the grease off. Cub Driver 23:15, December 20, 2007 (AKST)
  • Do I get to clean all the dishes? Rocky 00:12, December 21, 2007 (AKST)
  • Is this the box RickHap keeps asking about? Jimbob 01:18, December 21, 2007 (AKST)
  • Jimbob's guests asked how he cleans all his dishes, and he told them, "Soapywater". I'm so confused - did that dude change my name AGAIN? --12-stringer 10:03, December 21, 2007 (AKST)
  • Is this metal sheet cold enough for my tongue to stick to it? Julie 15:56, December 21, 2007 (AKST)Julie
  • mmmmm Is this "the box"? --BlueRidge 01:16, December 22, 2007 (AKST)
  • muy donge sssh sddduuuuck! muy dongue shhhhh sduuuck! Cindy 13:28, December 22, 2007 (AKST)
  • last week my name was "toilet cleaner", this week I'm called "Dawn"! When will I ever be just "Beta" again? Cindy's MrMoneyMaker
  • Are you talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME? Pyrite
  • Rickhap...are you in there? --BlueRidge 03:31, December 23, 2007 (AKST)
  • I don't get it. They treat me like the king of the castle. Always hugging me and saying how much they love me. They even pick up my poop (well at least Esther does), but they're tightwads with the food around here. I gotta take it when I can get it!" Kimchifox




Emily Kurn

Emily Kurn was recently at the Wheat Palace and enthralled the congregation with her glorious tunes. She also took a moment from playing Scrabble to pose for this picture. I dare say she looks rather fetching, wouldn't you? But what is she saying?

Image:CaptionContestEmily.jpg

Your Caption?

  • You think it is easy staying here with Jim? Jac
  • This Alaska toothpaste is sure weird! aex
  • "Oh no - Scrabble is just a game. I don't take it seriously at all." Jimbob
  • "Hey Jim - you shove that camera in my face one more time and I'll finally reveal who The Schmuck is!" Jimbob
  • Grrr....So after two days he finally told me they have an INDOOR bathroom. --J-Walk 13:46, December 17, 2007 (AKST)
  • "If Jim tells me ONE MORE TIME about that fu*king tie wrap up there, I'll gonna tie his jewels with my broken guitar string!" [[User:Cindy|Cindy]
  • Eeeuwww, somebody really needs to take a bath. Rocky
  • Wheatberries??!! No wonder they're so hard to frickin' chew! I thought you said they were Grape Nuts! Atusschaaw
  • GrX#*^!! How many points is that if the * is on "triple word score"? --BisBum 15:48, December 17, 2007 (AKST)
  • "I have to lengthen the straps on these overalls, they keep riding up." -- Cub Driver 16:49, December 17, 2007 (AKST)
  • Jim, stop looking over my shoulder and telling Esther what letters I have! Pyrite
  • This is my "Scrabble Face" --BlueRidge 01:19, December 22, 2007 (AKST)




Mr. Monkey

Mr. Monkey is being mugged! and this picture is just begging for a caption but the words escape me.

What do you think the tyke is saying to Mr. Monkey?

Image:MonkeyMugging.JPG

Your caption?

  • Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?. Rocky
  • This ain't a banana, it's a shiv! Jac
  • You're it, Monkey! Now see if you can get this banana from me. (sparx)
  • Reach for the sky, Ape! I've got a banana and I know how to use it! CooleyBufo
  • It may tickle now, but wait until I pull the trigger! Jimbob
  • NO MORE MONKEYS Jumpin on da bed!!!Redsy
  • This Banana is about to SPLIT! Redsy
  • You're lucky you have that sweet lady watching your back...but she won't always be around! Atuuschaaw
  • This moment in time would be a whole lot funnier if it were posted on the J-Walk Blog next Sunday. J-Walk
  • Give me the ice cream and no one gets hurt furball. hideous harpy
  • Open wide! Here comes the Chiquita Choo Choo Train Sharpson
  • You pointing that as ME? Are ya? Cindy
  • Hold this and I'll go fetch us another. -- Cub Driver 16:49, December 17, 2007 (AKST)
  • No, really, go ahead - pull my banana! --12-stringer 12:24, December 19, 2007 (AKST)
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